The Inevitability of Fucko the Clown … Moment Derailed

The Inevitability of Fucko the Clown … Moment Derailed. For the last couple of days I’ve been writing a “moment” chronicling the stupidity of The American Voter and how it inevitability led to Fucko the Clown becoming president of The United States. The Grand Stupidity of 1964 starring Barry Goldwater resulted in a Fucko presidency 52 years later. I connected dots. Big Deal. Anybody who can get on the Internet could can do the same thing.

But the “moment” had its wheels blown when I read about Pedophile Roy Moore. If he wins the special election held a month from now and becomes a Senator from Alabama … then writing about the Roots of Stupidity in America is a complete waste of time.

Starting yesterday we’ve heard Asshole Republicans bleating from the same sociopathic playbook:

If the allegations are true then Moore should step down.

If that isn’t a load of mealy-mouthed ass-covering horseshit I don’t know what is.

Some Asshole Republicans went even further than the “If the allegations are true” bullshit. Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler did not even claim Moore didn’t do it. He said, “Take the Bible. Zachariah and Elizabeth for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist … Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

Let’s just take a moment here and send a fervent Fuck You to Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler.

And it gets worse. Of course it does. These are Republicans after all.

Alabama Marion County GOP chair David Hall said, “I really don’t see the relevance of it. He was 32. She was supposedly 14. She’s not saying that anything happened other than they kissed.”

The reporter Daniel Day corrected Hall saying, “The story said she said he tried to get her to touch his genitals.”

Hall replied, “Well, she said he may have TRIED to. But we’re talking something that somebody SAID happened, 40 years ago. It wouldn’t affect whether or not I’d vote for him.”

At the core of this insanity is the overriding commandment: The Republican Party Über Alles

Covington County GOP Chairman William Blocker said, ”There is NO option to support Doug Jones, the Democratic nominee. When you do that, you are supporting the entire Democrat party.”

Alabama Bibb County Republican chairman Jerry Pow told Day he’d vote for Roy Moore even if Moore did commit a sex crime against a girl. Pow said, “I would vote for Judge Moore because I wouldn’t want to vote for Doug. I’m not saying I support what he did.”

And at the top of Bullshit Mountain is pussy-grabbing Fucko the Clown.

Imagine this:

A 32 year old man drives up to your house and wants to take your 14 year old daughter on a “date.” At that point your options are somewhat limited. Do you beat him with a baseball bat and then call the cops, or do you call the cops and beat on him until they arrive?

But you will not ever vote for that pedophile to be the senator from your state … unless you are a Republican.

It doesn’t matter that the Democrats beat back The Stupid in Virginia and other hot spots across the nation a couple of days ago. Brain-dead pundits were proclaiming the elections were a rejection of “Trumpism.” These weasels are trying to separate Fucko from the Republican Party. That surgical procedure can not be done. Trumpism IS the Republican Party.

Goldwater was the Republican Party. Reagan was the Republican Party. George W. Bush was the Republican Party. The Tea Party Assholes were the Republican Party. And Roy Moore and Fucko The Clown are the Republican Party.

Do you want to know how to “fix” the United States? All you have to do is hound every single Republican out of office over the shrill opposition of the 63 million Americans who support them. Then The United States is “fixed.”


I used to say I didn’t think The United States could come back from all this. I’ve refined that. The United States is not going to come back from all this. It isn’t possible. The United States is devolving.

Buckle up. The ride picks up speed after your car circles the drain and takes The Big Plunge. Just remember Newton’s Third Law: For every lunacy, there is an equal and opposite lunacy.

The Inevitability of Fucko the Clown … Moment Derailed. November 14, 2017

Listen to this segment broadcast on The Mike Malloy Show by clicking: here.


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